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'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Hotmale.

'Bodyguard? What a quaint expression. I'll have you know that Stevens is my bitch!'

The M.C.C. Touring Side Sicily 1949 - cricket team drawing

A man in sunglasses

Yoga Dog

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'

'We've got them, they always say don't fire until you the white of their eyes.'

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

"Overkill, dude."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

The sunglasses.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Let there be cool.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

The public was right

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"