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'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Hotmale.

'Bodyguard? What a quaint expression. I'll have you know that Stevens is my bitch!'

The M.C.C. Touring Side Sicily 1949 - cricket team drawing

A man in sunglasses

Yoga Dog

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'

'We've got them, they always say don't fire until you the white of their eyes.'

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

"Overkill, dude."

The sunglasses.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Let there be cool.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

The public was right

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Snow blind.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"