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"Get me the coast."

Pig in a rubber ring "Free air miles! Wwaarrgghhh!"

Snow blind.

Beach hats

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"Overkill, dude."

"I'm in disguise."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

The sunglasses.

Rogue elephant

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Let there be cool.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

The public was right

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

I had my eyes dilated.

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"