Sunglass Enthusiast Gifts

Blind potato wears sunglasses over his eyes.

'My teacher says they don't see very well.'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Overkill, dude."

"I'm in disguise."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

The sunglasses.

Rogue elephant

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

'Let there be cool.'

The public was right

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Snow blind.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'