Sunglass Lover Gifts

"Your future is very bright."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Beach hats

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Overkill, dude."

"I'm in disguise."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

The sunglasses.

Rogue elephant

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Yipeee!"

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

'Let there be cool.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

I had my eyes dilated.

Snow blind.