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"Mmm, my favourite! Eggs over easy, lightly poached salmon with a wild mushroom sauce."

Seagull food pyramid

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

'Surfs Up.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Seagulls landing

Flying Seagulls

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Squirrel on the beach

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

No, I don

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

You are what you eat!

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"