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"You were warned, Albert."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Fish or Cut Bait

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Watching Sea Life.

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

Seagulls landing

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

Seagull food pyramid

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

Seagulls

'What'

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

'Surfs Up.'

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

Polyps over Tokyo. It's a cartoon about giant sea creatures that declare war on the surface world. An anime anemone enemy!

''Don't feed the birds, Martha,' I said. 'Do what the signs say, Martha,' I said. But Nooooo...'

'Pass this down, please.'

"Oh swimming around, eating fish.. what's your porpoise in life?"

"I thought YOU GUYS wanted to hang around a garbage dump!"

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

The Threat of Seagulls at Sea