Seagull Saga Spectator Mugs

"You were warned, Albert."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Watching Sea Life.

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

Seagulls landing

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

Seagull food pyramid

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

Seagulls

'What'

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

"I thought YOU GUYS wanted to hang around a garbage dump!"

"Oh swimming around, eating fish.. what's your porpoise in life?"

The Threat of Seagulls at Sea

'Surfs Up.'

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

'Pass this down, please.'

'Anybody home?'