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"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Saving for Retirement.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

Seagulls landing

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

Seagull food pyramid

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

Seagulls