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'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

Dog bath

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Seagulls landing

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

Seagull food pyramid

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

Seagulls

'I can't stay out very long...I have to help my father with his computer.'

'GIT!!!'

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

"You were warned, Albert."

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

''Don't feed the birds, Martha,' I said. 'Do what the signs say, Martha,' I said. But Nooooo...'

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

'Surfs Up.'

The Threat of Seagulls at Sea

'Pass this down, please.'

"I thought YOU GUYS wanted to hang around a garbage dump!"