Seagull Buff T-Shirts

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Get on with it!

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

Seagulls landing

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'

"Trevor's nose is running."

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

Seagull food pyramid

Clam Philosophy

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

"The great thing about being a Dung-Beetle is that there is very little competition for our food..."

Seagulls

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."