Seagull Buff Gifts

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Get on with it!

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

Seagulls landing

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Trevor's nose is running."

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

Seagull food pyramid

Clam Philosophy

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

"The great thing about being a Dung-Beetle is that there is very little competition for our food..."

Seagulls

"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."