Seagull Aficionado Gifts

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

Seagulls landing

'I'm not really hungry but I keep eating tons of fish because I need the Omega 3 fish oil to help lower my triglycerides.'

Octopus Charades

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

Grey Squirrels Out Competing Red Squirrel for Food.

Pygmy giant squid

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

Fingerlings.

Squirrel Salon

'When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realized I was nuts.'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

Seagull food pyramid

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."