Satirical Seagull Supporter Gifts

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

The Family Joules: Part 3

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Paper or plastic?"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Make it look like an accident"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'The gypper was up to his genua in testoons.'

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

Seaside Aquarium

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

'To hell with the rules.'

"See, it's right here in the pre-nup, Louise; if you walk out, I get two week severance sex."

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

Seagulls landing