Satirical Seagull Supporter Mugs

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Paper or plastic?"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Make it look like an accident"

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

'The gypper was up to his genua in testoons.'

Seaside Aquarium

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'To hell with the rules.'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

"See, it's right here in the pre-nup, Louise; if you walk out, I get two week severance sex."