Seagull Skeptic Gifts

Damn Seagulls

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Seagulls landing

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

First Cynic in Space

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

Seagull food pyramid

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

A Sweeping Reform.

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

Seagulls

Annoying things about the beach.

"I never thought I'd see the day, they're taking our suggestions seriously at last!"

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

"You were warned, Albert."

'Pass this down, please.'

The Threat of Seagulls at Sea

What happens if it doesn't snow?

'Surfs Up.'

"I've never been much of a beach guy."