Seaside Skeptic Gifts

Annoying things about the beach.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Scene on the English coast.

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Gus never found the perfect wave

Rational explanations

'You have ear wax.'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Academics At the Beach

'Lawyers never come out where there's sand. The cats always try to bury them...'

'This is totally bananas!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'I blame the internet.'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"Beware of everything."

Honeymoon couple on a beach, husband smoking his pipe

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Man walking down the beach with a phone to one ear and a shell to the other.

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

Beach days.