Beach Skeptic Gifts

"I've never been much of a beach guy."

"Nation-building never works."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Reverse psychology

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Sandcastles

Workaholic on a cruise

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

The End of the Internet

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

A beach has meters.

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

Woman painting a man drowning.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'I don't think that's what Daddy meant, when he said you could 'bury him in the sand' dear! '

Arbitrageur in Exile