Beach Thinker Gifts

Business Vacation.

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Poem about Sand

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Dreaming of Holidays.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Sandcastles

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

'Who says I'm beached?'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Mental To-Do List

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

The tanning channel.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."