Seagull Enthusiast Gifts

"I thought YOU GUYS wanted to hang around a garbage dump!"

'They've got to do something about the seagulls on the beach!'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Stop Human Footing

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Sea Change.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

The Seahoover

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

'Who says I'm beached?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'