Seagull Enthusiast Pillows

"I thought YOU GUYS wanted to hang around a garbage dump!"

'They've got to do something about the seagulls on the beach!'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Stop Human Footing

Sea Change.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

The Seahoover

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Who says I'm beached?'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

Laughing Gull Cottage

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'