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"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

'Pass this down, please.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Starfish doing the wave.

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

Seagulls landing

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.