Seagull Aficionado Pillows

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

Seagulls landing

'I'm not really hungry but I keep eating tons of fish because I need the Omega 3 fish oil to help lower my triglycerides.'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

Octopus Charades

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

Fingerlings.

Squirrel Salon

Pygmy giant squid

Grey Squirrels Out Competing Red Squirrel for Food.

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

Seagull food pyramid

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'