Seagull Enthusiasts Pillows

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

'I'm not really hungry but I keep eating tons of fish because I need the Omega 3 fish oil to help lower my triglycerides.'

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

Seagulls landing

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

"Nutty, yet with a hint of oak."

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

Seagull food pyramid

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

"Four times daily, and I wouldn't worry too much, it's probably tension."

"Pay up Vito, or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes. . . but, ya know, not like usual."