Seagull Enthusiasts Gifts

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

Seagulls landing

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

'I'm not really hungry but I keep eating tons of fish because I need the Omega 3 fish oil to help lower my triglycerides.'

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

"Nutty, yet with a hint of oak."

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

Seagull food pyramid

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."