Gull Enthusiast Gifts

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'You lifted your head.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

I think you're ace

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Snooker Golf.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Zeus's Caddy

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Putting Practice.