Goose Enthusiasts Gifts

'If you saw the car coming, why didn't you honk?'

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A mother and baby elephant

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sauce for the Goose

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Vincent Van Goat.

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

The Litany Of Fun

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.

S**t Threw a Goose

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Whiplash..."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

Giraffe Haircut

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Dog thinking - Now I suppose they'll put a saddle on me and feed me hay!

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

Odorant

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'