Goose Admirer Gifts

'He hasn't been the same since someone said 'boo!' to him...'

A wild-goose chase (police chasing a real wild-goose driving a car).

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Sauce for the Goose

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Teddy and friends.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Different kinds of car rides

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"No, son. Let him finish."

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Penguin identity parade

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Unplug and chill out."