Quaint Goose Lover Gifts

Prince Albert Attempts to Design New Uniforms for the Army

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

How about going easy on the carbs

Sauce for the Goose

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Showoff"

"It is my place!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

S**t Threw a Goose

Muzak's Top 10

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Your bill sir.'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

The Lesser Pyramids

Goose escapes the tv.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

Meditation Center

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

Octopus Juggling Balls

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

"We can't be the only three."