Quaint Goose Lover Pillows

Prince Albert Attempts to Design New Uniforms for the Army

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Sauce for the Goose

Yoga.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Showoff"

"It is my place!"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

S**t Threw a Goose

Muzak's Top 10

'Your bill sir.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Goose escapes the tv.

The Lesser Pyramids

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

Meditation Center

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

Octopus Juggling Balls

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

Honk if you're a goose.