Goose Aficionado Gifts

'BOO!'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Billy. The Kid.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Sauce for the Goose

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Eat me"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Vincent Van Goat.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Phew, that was close."

'...Do not feed the bears'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

S**t Threw a Goose

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'