Goat Aficionado Gifts

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'He can have regular junk but absolutely no junk food.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Mardi Gras

Billy. The Kid.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Koala

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"I think we may be related!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A day at the transgenic races

Bears going water skiing.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I found him on the internet.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'