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'He can have regular junk but absolutely no junk food.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Mardi Gras

Billy. The Kid.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Bears going water skiing.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Koala

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I think we may be related!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."