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Mountain-bike Goat.

'Look we have to be able to reach consensus WITHOUT BUTTING HEADS!'

'That's the new kid on the block.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

MOUNTAIN GOATS VISITING AN INDOOR CLIMBING CENTRE

'Excellent napkin.'

"We want to redeem our junk bonds. I'm not concerned but my advisor here worries."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'When Oxfam said to give a goat for Christmas I think they meant to a third world country,'

'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'

"Some of your colleagues have described your demeanor as 'gruff'."

'Only eat what's on the clothes-line darling: I don't want you eating dirty laundry...'

'I don't care if it is a boy or girl as long as it's a kid.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.

I'm almost full grown, you've got to stop treating me like a kid!

'It's Super Goat who's able to leap electric fences in a single bound.'

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

'If you start crying and say you're just the scape goat, you can get away with anything!'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"This increase in lactose-intolerant people is good for us: We can sell more milk..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I'm a volunteer firefighter: From up here, I can spot the fires early..."

"I usually have no problem eating pretty much anything, but your breakfast is really unappealing..."

Axios The Goat

"I like to stay on top of things."

Goat Romance

Renoir at Yuk Yuk's.

"You're not a goat person?"

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"You're gonna need a bigger goat!"

So much rubbish blocking a fire exit that a mountain goat lives on top

I lactate, therefore I am.

'We keep him to deal with all the junk mail'

'Frankly, getting around during the day is dangerous enough: I don't want to go out at night...'