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"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'Excellent napkin.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Billy was conflicted and confused.

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

I lactate, therefore I am.

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'