Goat Appreciator T-Shirts

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Mountain goat using tourists telescope.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

A Venus cow trap.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Laboratory Retriever

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Say cheese!

"I like to stay on top of things."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

David Attenborough

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Rabbits picknick

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Things we need to acknowledge

'Excellent napkin.'

"Get ready."

Musical Dog

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."