Goat Appreciator Pillows

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Mountain goat using tourists telescope.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

A Venus cow trap.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Laboratory Retriever

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Say cheese!

"I like to stay on top of things."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rabbits picknick

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Things we need to acknowledge

'Excellent napkin.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Musical Dog

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Get ready."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Puppy school vs. kitten school