Goat Admirer Pillows

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

Billy. The Kid.

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

Fainting Goat Surprise Parties.

Billy Goat and the Landlord

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Mummy, Mummy, Timmy's dropped the ball again!'

'That's What Sheep Said.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'I got tired of trimming my goatie a long time ago...'

"I love goats because these little darlings give me double the fun!"

Gate Crasher

"You shouldn't have eaten the barbed wire."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Giraffe Selfie

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"Meow"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Kamikaze Colour