Goat Admirer Gifts

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

Billy. The Kid.

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

Fainting Goat Surprise Parties.

Billy Goat and the Landlord

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Mummy, Mummy, Timmy's dropped the ball again!'

'That's What Sheep Said.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'I got tired of trimming my goatie a long time ago...'

"I love goats because these little darlings give me double the fun!"

Gate Crasher

"You shouldn't have eaten the barbed wire."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now I really hate poetry."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Giraffe Selfie

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"Meow"

No, I don

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.