Goat Gazer Gifts

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Billy. The Kid.

'Now that's an afro!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Emergency exit into Space

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Vincent Van Goat.

"Did you have a cat?"

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

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