Gate Gazer Gifts

'How should I know? Maybe their cat died.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Now that's an afro!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Cat statues on entrance gate

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

The Milky Way (Detail)

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Did you have a cat?"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Window in the Sky.

"That was a rumor day."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'That is some serious alternative energy.'