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'How should I know? Maybe their cat died.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Now that's an afro!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Did you have a cat?"

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Window in the Sky.

"That was a rumor day."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...