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'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Reach for the Star.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'Now that's an afro!'

'But what is the universe for?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Have you been playing dice?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

The star hunters

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Well, that one got away."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Birds Following Witch.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."