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'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Reach for the Star.

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Now that's an afro!'

'But what is the universe for?'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The star hunters

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Well, that one got away."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Birds Following Witch.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."