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"We're right behind you Liz!"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Now that's an afro!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Emergency exit into Space

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

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