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I don't like the way you carry yourself. I don't like the way you carry your gavel. But at least when I act like an idiot nobody gets a concussion.

Did we get any new clients today, Sally? No, but an ambulance just went by outside

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Can our software do that?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Early cyborg.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

The Modern Novel.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Two Generations of Readers

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Connected to Technology.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Large print e-book.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Recalculating!