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'We find the defendant about as guilty as the rest of us.'

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

The European Union accused of crimes against humanity

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Justice 4 Ron

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Closed Thursdays.

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Late library book. Judge says, 'I don't think you're taking this seriously'.

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

'I predict they go with an insanity defense.'

Must you be so judgmental?