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"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

Christmas Technology

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Apparently our smart house decided it didn't need us anymore."

Computer thinks: 'I'm sure it's got a mind of it's own!'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'It figures. If there's artifical intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.'

'It can hold a thousand books, whatever 'books' are...'

'It's amazing, you've been here 8 hours and haven't set off the motion detector I set up in your work area.'

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Encryption. You must be joking. It took me six months just to learn how to email.'

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

Web cams. Web scams

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

'Dozens of gauges and knobs, but not one cigarette lighter to plug in my heated travel mug.'

Smart Arse Meter

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

The Short-Lived Laser Pointer/Printer Combo.

Girl has a very helpful computer.

Man is dumber because of his smartwatch.

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'Isn't medical progress marvellous? If we'd been sat here a hundred years ago, we'd be dead by now!'

"Before he got that smart phone I used to be his best friend!"

'We could have an overload somewhere.'

Thank God for the flashlight app!

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'