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"For goodness sake, Edgar, it's a stair lift not a moon rocket!"

Experimental combat boots.

Himalayan Climbers Fail. . .

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Digital Fomo!

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Sport Utility Boot.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

The Modern Novel.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"We don't talk anymore."

Connected to Technology.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Two Generations of Readers

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

Large print e-book.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."