Gear Geeks Gifts

"For goodness sake, Edgar, it's a stair lift not a moon rocket!"

Experimental combat boots.

Himalayan Climbers Fail. . .

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Digital Fomo!

Sport Utility Boot.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Two Generations of Readers

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"We don't talk anymore."

Connected to Technology.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Large print e-book.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"