Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor
Gear Gurus Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the passion of gear gurus? Our collection features witty and inspiring products perfect for those who love tinkering, creating, or experimenting with gadgets and gear. From playful mugs to stylish t-shirts, comfy pillows, and eye-catching prints, each item is designed to celebrate their inventive and curious nature. Whether it's for a hobbyist or a professional, these thoughtfully designed products are sure to spark joy and inspire new ideas.
Hardcore Hikers
Left-hand drive - A left hand with a car steering wheel and console on it.
Pounding speeds up the computer.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
The Computer Bore
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'
"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"
"Google car."
"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."
"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"
CEO with SEO
It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.
Evolution.
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
Walking Luggage.
Mac OS 20
'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'
e-shoes
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
Crap from the future.
There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!
Gear Gurus Gifts Collection
Gear Gurus Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs filled with clever designs perfect for any gear enthusiast who loves a good laugh or a bit of inspiration.
Gear Gurus Pillows
Find cozy pillows with fun, creative designs that celebrate gear enthusiasts—perfect for sprucing up their favorite space.
Gear Gurus Prints
Decorate any room with prints that honor gear geeks—featuring clever artwork and inspiring quotes for the creatively inclined.
Gear Gurus T-Shirts
Looking for a witty t-shirt for your gear-loving friend? Discover designs that blend humor and creativity—ideal for hobbyists and professionals alike.