Gearhead Guru Gifts

"It makes a loud grinding sound whenever I merge onto the highway."

Mechanics price list.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

"Knowledge comes by taking things apart. Wisdom comes by putting things together."

"It's funny how Grace loves reading and Baldo loves cars."

Biker At Museum

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

"Baldo, as your fairy god-padrino, I have to tell you...life is not all about owning a 1972 Maverick and looking cool for all your friends."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Baldo's Setting It Straight Guide - Tip No. 4 Don't assume what I do for fun.

"When you're an adult, you get the coolest clothes...your own set of killer wheels...and a huge, awesome crib!"

"You still working on your car?"

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

Discussed on Car Talk

The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery.

'But I thought your ad for a tune-up meant ...'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'Hey, pal -- We don't talk about the 'Car Guys' around here, okay?'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Sport Utility Boot.

"What old school? This is my life."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'God's speed.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'